Nothing Serious​.​.​.​.

by The Patient Died Suddenly

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The one-man-band, The Patient Died Suddenly (xTPDSx), release, with their debut, an assault of short and fast paced grindcore. Grindcore that fuses styles like indie, blues, black and death metal. Filled with disturbingly immature, yet funny lyrics of dreams and true stories. it's for sure a rare oddity.

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released May 1, 2010

*A.J. Sutton: Lyrics, Instruments, Vocals, Recording
Album Artwork Created by: Paige Compton

* Except, #10 - My Dick (Micky Avalon Feat. Dirt Nasty Cover), which was recorded with the help of 'The Incredible Brain Snatchers' and is a FREE download. (more Info in song info)

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The Patient Died Suddenly Tampa, Florida

"...brilliantly incorporates many different styles of music into his deathgrind such as blues-rock, black metal, indie, and mathcore." -TheCirclePit

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Track Name: Getting Kinda Hungry... Feeling Pretty Bored...
Walking down the street, going straight to the store.
Feeling kinda hungry That I could eat a giant horse.
Different shapes and sizes food is so grand.
But then I realize there's no money in my hand!

YEAH! SOMEONE FEED ME!

I'm so frickin bored I could shoot you in the face.
Hit Hugh jackman in the Bladder and eat a giant raptor.
Fart on a toothpick, Kill a lion with a toe nail.
Pin the tail on the donkey, destroy the world with my Door key!

SOMEONE FEED ME!

YEAH! x4

I find the remnants of a sandwich in my fridge,
I eat and to my satisfaction I'm alive.

HIT HUGH JACKMAN IN THE BLADDER!
Track Name: Red Dead Lady, POKE HER IN THE EYE!
There is no food left in my house.
I need to get some dang food.
So I can play Red Dead Redemption.
and eat with satisfaction.

I was walking in the Mall
until this lady started yelling at me
and all I wanted to do was....

POKE HER, POKE HER, POKE HER, POKE HER, POKE HER IN THE EYE! x2

POKE HER IN THE EYE! x3

My western name is john Marston.
I have a gigantic gun
Puma, raider, deer's are no problem.
I blow 'em up with my big Ol' weapon.

I'm gonna punch you in your Face!

YEAH!
Track Name: The Disney and Banshee Dream Sequence
Disney, Disney, Disney's
Gigantic frickin wienie.
Banshee, Banshee, Banshees
always out there to kill me

I hit you in the brain,
they take control of the ball
It grows an evil face,
Tearing bears out your chest.
Anubis's hanging in a room.
Crystals in my neighborhood.

Get the heck out of my way DISNEY!
Screw your ball you stupid ugly BANSHEE!

Im tired of you getting into everything,
And Im tired of you hitting me with that dang ball.

Disney, Disney, Disney's
Gigantic frickin wienie.
Banshee, Banshee, Banshees
always out there to kill me
Track Name: An Ode To Bruce
BRUCE CAMPBELL x16

Evil dead, Dead By Dawn, Army Of Darkness
Deadites are stupid, I kill them with wrist stump.
Shoot them in the face, with my boomstick.
Replace their brain with my Chainsaw blade!

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun!
Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart!

Boomstick, In your eye.
Dead Deadite!

Bruce Campbell x4

Hail To the King

Bruce Campbell x4

Come To PAPA!
Track Name: Mr. Diablo Nuggets
6 Am driving down the street,
gonna get something to eat.
BK, Wendy's, Micky D's.
Want some nuggets to satisfy me.

I want some Chicken Nuggets
But you deny me service
Why does it matter what time it is?
When I want it all MY WAY!

I want some delicious crispy Chiclets
Smothered in sweet N' sour sauce.

Chickie Nuggies x2
I want some chickie nuggies.

I want them in my mouth,
Before I destroy your house

Chickie Nuggies x2
I want some chickie Nuggies.

Now!

Chickie Nuggies x2
I want some chickie Nuggies.
Track Name: Invasion Of The Killer Lava Monkeys From Outer Space
Killer Lava Monkeys
From Outer-space.

To kill, your face

Killer Lava Monkeys
Volcanic Ships of Doom
Furry killers near
Our days will end here

Evil Burning Monkeys have come
to bring you down by the gun.
Mother Nature frowns upon you.
Lets kick her in her Poo-Doo FACE!

Killer Lava Monkeys
From Outer-space.

I am Lava Monkey.
I come here to kill you.
Steal all your Bananas.
And Poop in all your shoes!
I AM KILLER LAVA MONKEY!

NO! We can overcome this
we will not let you kill us.
...or steal our bananas.
...or Poop in our shoes.

Killer Lava Monkeys
Retreat back to their
volcanic ships
This will not be the end.

Killer Lava Monkeys
From Outer-space.

Yeah! Those Killer Lava Monkeys!
Those Frickin Evil MONKEYS!
Track Name: Thomas The Train Is A Douche Bag!
Going to a show
I'm gonna drop some bows
Friends are in my Car
I feel like punching someone in the face

Musics got me raging
I'm getting real pumped
Till Thomas shows his face
And hits the brakes and sits

Idle stand off has begun
staring at his stupid face
Blue Train, Beedy eyes
Disgrace to the Auto Race!

Move away!
get away!
go away!

Before I Kill your DOUCHE FACE!

Thomas The Train Is A Douche Bag! x2

Looking at the clock
I think we're gonna be late
Who even uses Trains?!
No one uses Trains!

I give The Train the Finger.
He sits there even longer.
Stupid train just go away.

I get out my car
and get up in his face
yell: " I'M GONNA KILL YOUR WIFE AND KIDS!"

I shove a grenade in his mouth
And watch him explode all over the place!

Thomas the train is a Douche BAG! x2

Yeah!
You are a Douche BAG! x2
Track Name: The Misadventures Of Myself Through The Borderlands Of Hick
YEAH!

Bird of Prey
Claws that kill
Beak so sharp
It could kill your face.
Gonna catch
A frickin bird
And train it to kill things.

Christmas day
I was opening presents
With a knife
That was freakin sharp
I cut my wrist
My dad got pissed
I just laughed
And said it was nothing serious....

Yeah!

NOTHING SERIOUS....!

Going hunting
Gonna kill a sow
That's a Pig
If you didn't know.
Sit in a tree stand
From the break of dawn
Till all of the sudden
I get an aching pain

I HAVE TO POOP
But can't Poo know
If I go outside
I'll scare that Sow
Pain gets stronger
Run outside
Pick a tree
And I Defecated

Oh god, the pain was too much
I'm sorry, but I had to go!

BOTHER!

Poking your face
Cause I BOTHER!

Bother! x3

[Solo]

We are all too serious!
But its Nothing Serious....!
Track Name: Complications Of A Repetitive Work Environment (Demo)
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