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Nothing Serious​.​.​.​.

by The Patient Died Suddenly

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Walking down the street, going straight to the store. Feeling kinda hungry That I could eat a giant horse. Different shapes and sizes food is so grand. But then I realize there's no money in my hand! YEAH! SOMEONE FEED ME! I'm so frickin bored I could shoot you in the face. Hit Hugh jackman in the Bladder and eat a giant raptor. Fart on a toothpick, Kill a lion with a toe nail. Pin the tail on the donkey, destroy the world with my Door key! SOMEONE FEED ME! YEAH! x4 I find the remnants of a sandwich in my fridge, I eat and to my satisfaction I'm alive. HIT HUGH JACKMAN IN THE BLADDER!
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There is no food left in my house. I need to get some dang food. So I can play Red Dead Redemption. and eat with satisfaction. I was walking in the Mall until this lady started yelling at me and all I wanted to do was.... POKE HER, POKE HER, POKE HER, POKE HER, POKE HER IN THE EYE! x2 POKE HER IN THE EYE! x3 My western name is john Marston. I have a gigantic gun Puma, raider, deer's are no problem. I blow 'em up with my big Ol' weapon. I'm gonna punch you in your Face! YEAH!
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Disney, Disney, Disney's Gigantic frickin wienie. Banshee, Banshee, Banshees always out there to kill me I hit you in the brain, they take control of the ball It grows an evil face, Tearing bears out your chest. Anubis's hanging in a room. Crystals in my neighborhood. Get the heck out of my way DISNEY! Screw your ball you stupid ugly BANSHEE! Im tired of you getting into everything, And Im tired of you hitting me with that dang ball. Disney, Disney, Disney's Gigantic frickin wienie. Banshee, Banshee, Banshees always out there to kill me
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BRUCE CAMPBELL x16 Evil dead, Dead By Dawn, Army Of Darkness Deadites are stupid, I kill them with wrist stump. Shoot them in the face, with my boomstick. Replace their brain with my Chainsaw blade! Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun! Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart! Boomstick, In your eye. Dead Deadite! Bruce Campbell x4 Hail To the King Bruce Campbell x4 Come To PAPA!
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6 Am driving down the street, gonna get something to eat. BK, Wendy's, Micky D's. Want some nuggets to satisfy me. I want some Chicken Nuggets But you deny me service Why does it matter what time it is? When I want it all MY WAY! I want some delicious crispy Chiclets Smothered in sweet N' sour sauce. Chickie Nuggies x2 I want some chickie nuggies. I want them in my mouth, Before I destroy your house Chickie Nuggies x2 I want some chickie Nuggies. Now! Chickie Nuggies x2 I want some chickie Nuggies.
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Killer Lava Monkeys From Outer-space. To kill, your face Killer Lava Monkeys Volcanic Ships of Doom Furry killers near Our days will end here Evil Burning Monkeys have come to bring you down by the gun. Mother Nature frowns upon you. Lets kick her in her Poo-Doo FACE! Killer Lava Monkeys From Outer-space. I am Lava Monkey. I come here to kill you. Steal all your Bananas. And Poop in all your shoes! I AM KILLER LAVA MONKEY! NO! We can overcome this we will not let you kill us. ...or steal our bananas. ...or Poop in our shoes. Killer Lava Monkeys Retreat back to their volcanic ships This will not be the end. Killer Lava Monkeys From Outer-space. Yeah! Those Killer Lava Monkeys! Those Frickin Evil MONKEYS!
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Going to a show I'm gonna drop some bows Friends are in my Car I feel like punching someone in the face Musics got me raging I'm getting real pumped Till Thomas shows his face And hits the brakes and sits Idle stand off has begun staring at his stupid face Blue Train, Beedy eyes Disgrace to the Auto Race! Move away! get away! go away! Before I Kill your DOUCHE FACE! Thomas The Train Is A Douche Bag! x2 Looking at the clock I think we're gonna be late Who even uses Trains?! No one uses Trains! I give The Train the Finger. He sits there even longer. Stupid train just go away. I get out my car and get up in his face yell: " I'M GONNA KILL YOUR WIFE AND KIDS!" I shove a grenade in his mouth And watch him explode all over the place! Thomas the train is a Douche BAG! x2 Yeah! You are a Douche BAG! x2
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YEAH! Bird of Prey Claws that kill Beak so sharp It could kill your face. Gonna catch A frickin bird And train it to kill things. Christmas day I was opening presents With a knife That was freakin sharp I cut my wrist My dad got pissed I just laughed And said it was nothing serious.... Yeah! NOTHING SERIOUS....! Going hunting Gonna kill a sow That's a Pig If you didn't know. Sit in a tree stand From the break of dawn Till all of the sudden I get an aching pain I HAVE TO POOP But can't Poo know If I go outside I'll scare that Sow Pain gets stronger Run outside Pick a tree And I Defecated Oh god, the pain was too much I'm sorry, but I had to go! BOTHER! Poking your face Cause I BOTHER! Bother! x3 [Solo] We are all too serious! But its Nothing Serious....!
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The one-man-band, The Patient Died Suddenly (xTPDSx), release, with their debut, an assault of short and fast paced grindcore. Grindcore that fuses styles like indie, blues, black and death metal. Filled with disturbingly immature, yet funny lyrics of dreams and true stories. it's for sure a rare oddity.

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released May 1, 2010

*AJ: Lyrics, Instruments, Vocals, Recording
Album Artwork Created by: Paige Compton

* Except, #10 - My Dick (Micky Avalon Feat. Dirt Nasty Cover), which was recorded with the help of 'The Incredible Brain Snatchers' and is a FREE download. (more Info in song info)

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